20 - 20 - 20 - 4 hours to go oh oh...I want to be sedated...duh duh duh duh hum hum la la la...yeh you get it! A totally awesome song.
But hey, on a more serious note - that song should be titled "I want to be sainted'?
Yeh, why not?
I was actually watching a movie about a month ago? Or maybe it was the series 'Dead Like Me'. No, of course I was wasn't watching this on tv. I was watching re-runs on my dvd boxset - remember the arseholes at Fox scrapped the series? They have a tendency of cancelling all the decent shows to make room for the likes of crap such as American Idol, Nanny 911, or Trading Spouses.
Ok, so I just checked out the Fox television schedule and will probably have to eat some of my words? I am surprised to admit that I do watch just a couple of shows on Fox - so hard to tell what channels I view nowadays with the likes of amazing gadgets such as Tivo - but I do watch Arrested Development (still amazed they haven't canned the show - it is too good to stay on Fox), Family Guy - another awesome show (yep, they will definitely can both of these shows!), House - (with the wit and sarcasm of Dr House this show is destined to fail), Stacked - yep, I know what your thinking? STACKED - how can I act all full of tv integrity and watch Stacked. Well. for the same reason that you probably watch the show - PAMELA ANDERSON. I also have to admit that the script is getting better, and Pamela's outfits are so hot. She is starting to get away from that horrid Dolly Parton look she seemed to be going for during the first season.
So back to this sainthood issue...
How do you become a saint? Can just anyone get the title? Is is like a wedding ceremony where you are standing before a room full of people and they ask if someone has any issues with this couple getting married to say so now? Is sainting the same deal? I could see me now in a room full of people and the dude asking everyone if anyone has an issue with me being sainted? Of course no one would have an issue because...they just wouldn't.
I can see my name up in lights as I speak, or type; Saint Faith
Yeh, it does sound good, doesn't it?
I always knew there was something kinda special about me?
But what kind of stuff would be expected of me by being a saint? Is there a list of requirements you have to accomplish to become a saint, and another list to remain sainted? It is all so confusing?
Maybe I should just stick to the title of Faith...then I can continue to live the simply life, and remain saintless. Or you could even call me God but that is another league altogether and I really don't think I am up for the challenge.