You may not think that this short tale was as funny as I did, and still do. But here goes........(oh, mommy dearest, please don't read this entry as you will be thoroughly offended!)
So, my friend's father needed to go into hospital and get some tests done. Oh, I know this isn't funny, but please be patient - I haven't finished the story yet! So he is walking through the ward and out of one of the rooms rolls an elderly lady, who, after hearing this story, may have been entering the early stages of dementia.
So while the dear old lady is being rolled by, she stops. Of course, my friend's dad assumes that the lovely elderly woman has probably stopped to say hello.......wrong! She looks up at dad, ever so sweetly and says " Gee, your one ugly son of a bitch"!
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