You really have to love Australian journalism. This article was in today's Sydney Morning Herald.
"As Live 8 confirmed, orphans are hot right now. And as this week's goss mags reveal, adoption is in and breeding is out.
Angelina Jolie is on the crest of the zeitgeist, having acquired a second orphan child, as Who reports, this time from Ethiopia. The mags are in frenzied speculation as to whether Brad Pitt has co-adopted the baby but, apart from a few grainy shots in New Idea of the couple alighting from a private jet, we still got nuthin'.
Which leaves us with poor Britney Spears, who has taken the unfashionable route of producing her own spawn. Woman's Day reports the harrowing news that the Britster has been spotted alone in a pet shop, sparking immediate panic that her husband, Kevin Federline (aka The Rat), has left her.
WD says the heavily pregnant Britney is worried about her husband's loyalty. She is seven months gone, which is the point when The Rat usually skives off to go kick it with some other homegirl. You could call it the seven-months-with-one-bitch itch."
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