Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
10 - "House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it"
9 - "Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and
cheating baseball players"
8 - "Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"
7 - "I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama"
6 - "Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The
Longest Yard'"
5 - "Steroids made me all crazy"
4 - "Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on"
3 - "Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring"
2 - "Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond"
and the Top Michael Vick Excuse -
"Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
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